Sir Bob the Marvellous- Character Notes

Voiced by Sammy Katzman
Sir Bob the Marvellous- The leader of the warriors, he’s brave, heroic, and always looks to help others, even if he is slightly stupid.

Sir Steve Of The Steve- One of a village of identical Steves, he is incapable of experiencing emotions. He’s the most intelligent and rational one out of the group.

Sir Ogarth the Flatulent- A strange man who lives in the woods, eats dead animals, and has horrible flatulence problems. He’s, uh… talented, I guess?

The Dragon- The antagonist, he’s a pan dimensional being of pure energy who can manifest himself into any physical form. He has one goal- the ultimate destruction of Splee.

Hammurobert- The Dragon’s assistant, he’s also a pan dimensional being made of pure energy. He’s confined to a cave and guards the dragon’s lair.

Mandalf the Slightly Less Marvellous- The warriors’ rival, he’s overconfident that he’s superior in every way to them but always ends up beaten.

Joe The Fattest Being In The Universe- The creator of Splee, and oracle of infinite knowledge, and the King Thing’s rival in the Splee’s Fattest Man Competition.

Dungeon Goblins- A race of creatures that guards “the dungeon” and banishes anyone they deem unworthy to it.

Monks of the Holy Shit- An order that believes that the answers to all of life’s problems can be found by looking at your crap in a toilet.

King Thing- The king of Splee, all he does is sit around all day and eat. Needless to say, he isn't good at his job.

The Butler- The King Thing’s abused butler who secretly controls the whole Kingdom of Splee, with the King Thing just being a figurehead.

Facesmell the Merchant- An enterprising seller of strange items that mysteriously fall out of the sky. He also smells weird and does not coexist with normal human beings, who think he’s crazy.

Auntie Janet- Bob’s obese, calloused, alcoholic, temperamental aunt.

Philosoraptors- Raptor- like creatures that live in the mountains and contemplate life and various matters arising from it.

The Troll- A literal troll that blocks the bridge to Supermegaultrahappyland and annoys passerby. He is also the head of a Troll army.

DJ xXx_Swagmaster6969_xXx- The host of a radio show and the most unbelievably cool person ever. Every time he makes a pun he gets rewarded a new pair of sunglasses.

Lord Saran- A mystical demon who you can sell your soul to for anything that you want. He owns the Healer Lady's soul.( and of course he sound super duper gay and has the bestest nickname ever because *bs part of Christian beliefs about demons*)

Voiced by Katie Lam
Murderbeast- The warriors’ pet flying doom narwhal, she may appear cute but is actually a horribly vicious creature.

Princess Feminism- A badass warrior princess who rides a Manicorn named Killer, and is often the butt of “fearless knight rescuing helpless princess” jokes.

Mystical Healer Lady- A supposed healer and collector of mystical items and knowledge who is actually just a horrible quack.

Mayor Supermegaultrahappylander- The derangedly happy mayor of Supermegaultrahappyland, she made it illegal for anyone to not be happy. She is also a satanist.

Lady Roberta the Marvellous, Steph, and Still Named Ogarth Somehow- The King Thing's gendercrossed fanfic versions of Bob, Steve, and Ogarth.

A Random Lady- A resident of Splee who has no part in any of the epic battles of quests but occasionally appears to do nothing of any particular importance.

TBD/ Other
Meester Feesh (Voiced by Stefan Lungu)- The force of light opposite the Dragon’s force of darkness, he hides in the ocean and occasionally jumps out screaming “MEESTER FEESH” to those he deems worthy.

Tronald Dump- The King Thing’s political rival and a very obvious parody of Donald Trump.

Manicorns- Very manly unicorns.

Banana Aliens- Aliens that look like bananas and try to invade Splee.

Sir Bob the Slightly Less Marvellous (Voiced by Robert Zheng): A novice warrior who is horrible at everything but still believes he is the chosen one. (May become the main character of a possible spin off series)